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Bourne 4
June 29, 2008, 8:07 pm
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Universal Pictures is said to be in negotiations with Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon for a fourth Bourne Adventure.  Sure, it’s great news.  Everyone loves the Bourne films.  Good action, good writing, Damon’s devil may care attitude, Greengrass’ shaky camera work a la NYPD Blue circa 1993…what’s not to love?

Now, let’s picture a much different world.  A world where The Bourne Identity was merely a well crafted, one-off action film. It almost happened.  Summer 2002:  There was a much bigger action franchise being tracked, one that involved resurrecting a dormant action hero by the name of Jack Ryan.  Remember?  Much like speculators are driving the cost of crude oil sky high right now; the head honchos at Paramount had a similar agenda in 2002.  The commodity wasn’t oil though.  No, it was something much more dangerous…Affleck. 

Right now this probably seems like a ludicrous notion:  Build a tentpole action franchise around Ben Affleck.  But, that was the plan.  The outcome was The Sum of All Fears.  Seems like a no brainer:

  1. Affleck
  2. Clancy
  3. Freeman
  4. ??
  5. Profits

Unfortunately, step 4 tripped them up.  It was a boring, non-sensical foray into mediocraty.  Bourne however, ripped through the summer like a thunderbolt, and the rest is history.  So, two years from now, when the lights go down and you are enjoying Damon go hand-to-hand against Generic Thug C in Costa Rica; be thankful that it isn’t another Affleck/Jack Ryan adventure about stopping nuclear weapons. 

Final Note:   My futures, however, are solidly placed on Director Affleck.  I’m starting the crusade right now to raise his value and equity.  Gone Baby, Gone was electric. 



Wal*Mart is Getting a New Logo!
June 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
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I think it’s about time.  The old logo is so boring.  And what’s with the star in the middle of Wal and Mart?  Lame.  I hope they leverage some serious brand equity and really identify with me as a consumer.  If I don’t feel safe and dry under that implied excellence known as the corporate umbrella… I’m going to Target. 

 



PS3 > Xbox360?
June 29, 2008, 7:01 pm
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According to the latest NPD report, PS3 outsold the venerable Xbox360 in May.  It only took two years and an incredibly unsuccessful product launch to get there.  Can it maintain the momentum?  No. 



Blizzard’s Ice Field: Diablo?
June 26, 2008, 6:20 pm
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With all of the insistent chatter, my money is on Diablo III.  There will be many disappointed fanboys if this is not the case.  Either way, the folks over at Blizzard are doing an amazing job of building the hype on this one. 

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http://www.blizzard.com/us/splash.html

 



The Next Bilbo Baggins
June 26, 2008, 3:06 am
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Count on it.  Announcement before/during Comic-Con…



What about My Giant 2?
June 26, 2008, 2:21 am
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The Unmitigated Brilliance of USA Network Programming
June 26, 2008, 2:15 am
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Donovan-AnwarWho would have thought that the lead from The Blair Witch Project: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2: Shadows Books would turn into the post-millenium action star? 

Well, I for one did.  Here’s an excerpt from my now defunct blog Witchies, Blair Witch Fans (Who’s Afraid of the Blair Witch?)

October 28, 2000

Wow, witch out for Jeffrey Donovan, he is on-track to become the post-millenium action star we have all been hoping for.   

Witches Out!

Burn Notice  and Psych perfectly encapsulate that moment in the early 80’s when television was actually fun.  There were no story arcs that would drag on for 5 seasons, no cross-promotional tie-ins to make sure I logged into a viral site for a morsel of information–instead, we are treated to programming that actually lets us escape.  Sure, Michael Weston has some demons he is wrestling with, but his main concern seems to be which suit best matches his rich tan.  And that is great. 



Yummy Mummy
June 26, 2008, 1:41 am
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Once again, I am being sucked into the Universal Hype Machine. This one has an Abominable Snowman. An Abominable Snowman…just let it sink in. Ticket = Sold.